I’ve always had a fun time finding the perfect gifts for people, but white elephant gifts were always my favorite. And, because my mind is always on the “perfect gift search,” I’ve amassed some amazing gift ideas.
These are my favorite white elephant gifts that are so weirdly wonderful you’ll both wonder why they exist at all, and also want to get one for yourself.
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The Fondoodler — “a hot glue gun, but for cheese!” — is a thing that exists in the world. And now white elephant gift recipient’s life will be complete…ly made of cheese structures.
The stripper sloth shower curtain
Drunk unicorn wine holder
From stripping sloths to drunk unicorns… There are two wonderful things about this unicorn wine holder: 1. It’s legitimately called “WINE OF SACRED PURITY UNICORN WINE HOLDER.” 2. All that sacred purity is only $20.
The sushi bazooka
The Sushi Bazooka sounds as epic as it is. You basically fill it with your favorite sushi ingredients and blast it out of the bazooka, and boom: easy sushi.
The Farting Animals coloring book
Because of course the Farting Animal Coloring Book exists! It combines two of life’s greatest things: farting and animals. Oh, and I guess art. So THREE of the world’s greatest things then.
Monster finger crayons
Combine that coloring book with these monster finger crayons and you have one hell of a wtf-omg white elephant gift!
Thug Life doormat
Who wouldn’t enjoy this floral printed “thug life” door mat? It’s a crowd pleaser, it’s both elegant and bad-ass.
Sock Monkey doggy socks
Did you know that pizza scissors are a thing? Now you can just cut and slide your way to everyone’s favorite meal.
Speaking of pizza… the emergency Sriracha keychain is here to help you with your hot sauce needs at ANY TIME ANYWHERE.
Hot dog toaster
This is called the “retro hot dog toaster” but were hot dog toasters ever actually A Thing back in the day? I don’t know. But this exists now, and it’s an amazing single use appliance that’s guaranteed to get a lot of bizarre looks, but damn will it come in handy when you want just one or two hot dogs.
No one NEEDS a mini desktop hoverboard that actually hovers and slides back and forth… but at the same time, don’t you think everyone should have one?
The flask scarf
Move over bracelet flask, the flask scarf is here and it’s making my heart swell with joy, and my neck swell with whiskey. And I love that the description on Amazon says, “perfect for all occasions, especially when it’s a dry event.” And look how many styles it comes in!
The pooping cow toothpick dispenser
This is a toothpick dispenser that looks like a cow (just look at it’s cute little cow face!) and it “poops” out toothpicks from it’s tiny adorable butthole. The only thing that takes this from absolutely perfect to best thing ever is this description on Amazon: “Expect it to be an heirloom your kids or grand kids will remember years from now.” Now start investing in your own family heirloom this holiday season.
Who else wants to show off their favorite weirdly wonderful white elephant gift ideas? Leave them in the comments. I can’t wait to see them.