Megan’s Philosophy of Redundancy

My new philosophy on life was developed and then taught to my disciples at the The Academy of Starbucks on Hoover Blvd in downtown LA late this afternoon. I think those guys are all changed now, somehow more intelligent, somehow more enlightened, somehow more annoyed by me. so here it is, my “Philosophy of Redundancy.”

–You know what you know.– –What’s done is done.– –You can only do what you can do.– –If you have it then you have it.– –You have to go where you go.– –You can only walk there if you walk there.– –People are people.– –I’ll get there when I get there and not a second sooner.– –Fair is fair. –Wherever you go, there you are.– 

Go on my disciples, think of more on your own. You know… It’s easy… Just think of something and then repeat it.

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  1. Jina

    I feel as if a cloud just lifted. My life is brighter, I can see more clearly (because it's what I already see), there's a bounce to my step (as I walk where I'm going to walk). Thank you, o wise one.

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