Since it’s Cyber Monday, I thought I’d get all superficial on your asses over these awesome geeky holiday finds. This departure from “serious blogging blogger” is brought to you by this Yoda Christmas tree star and a lot of other adorakable products:
Y’all know that I really want this, right? Like, BEST TREE STAR EVAR!
From the best tree star to the best holiday wreath…
Who the hell thought up the Nintendo 8-bit Christmas wreath!? I don’t know, but I kind of want to wake up to find THEM underneath my Christmas tree. Or, okay, I’d settle for this wreath instead (that’s a LOT less creepy).
These are Star Wars-themed nut crackers. I do not necessarily want these, as I don’t ever crack nuts, but omg so amazing.
Apparently these holiday lights come in Yoda and R2D2 — I’m all about the little droid lights.
Speaking of R2D2, here he is in a snow globe! The cuteness, it hurts.
Star Treck can get a little love on this blog too! Spock Santa, anyone?
I’m completely in love with these motherboard ornaments.
I happen to find this prank ornament hilarious. The weight of the ornament when hanging on the tree silently triggers the on switch Emits random annoying sounds at random intervals.
This fiber optic christmas tree would be eeeeeeven cooler if it was ACTUAL christmas tree size. Get on that, people!
Now, I would rock the HELL out of this LED Motherboard Menorah!
Now, these are MY kind of holiday cards.
Just say no to cheesy Santa statues and embrace the wickedness that is this Boba Fett statue, with the “perfect gift” for that big globby bad guy in your life.
USB Snowbot, here, reminds me of a Cylon.
This Lego advent calendar has made me, for the first time, desire an advent calendar.
If anyone is planning on getting me anything, THESE are the only acceptable gift bags to use.
And to wrap it all up (see what I did there?), geeky wrapping paper! I have put the holiday bot paper on my wishlist and I’m sad the binary paper is sold out already.
Thanks for letting me dork out on you guys with this post. Now I need to head over to Think Geek and figure out how much of this stuff I can get away with purchasing for myself before Aaron freaks out on me. 😉