All men must poop: The Game of Thrones bathroom

game of thrones bathroom from Funk in Deep Freeze

Game of Thrones starts up again this Sunday! In honor of the premier of my favorite fandom (and my favorite character), I thought I’d whip up a very special Game of Thrones bathroom post. I did this for Doctor Who, and Star Wars over on Offbeat Home, but Thrones is so near and dear that I wanted this one for myself.

Like all of my bathroom roundups, it combines some obvious cheese (iron throne toilet and joke mug) and some subtle nods to the fandom (faux fur rugs, and antlers). THIS is how you Thrones-ify your bathroom, without going too over-the-top…

Game-of-Thrones-Toilet-Decal-1

Obviously, you need to turn your porcelain thrown into the Iron Throne with this decal.

"Winter is coming" shower curtain.

Bring in a the map of Westeros, complete with a daily reminder that “winter is coming” with this shower curtain.

Or you could rock this "dragon scale" shower curtain!

Or you could rock this “dragon scale” shower curtain!

Study this map of Westeros shower curtain while you wash up, and never get lost again.

Study this map of Westeros shower curtain while you wash up, and never get lost again.

Dry your feet this "fur" rug. Tell your friends it was a baby direwolf.

Dry your feet on this “fur rug.” Tell your friends it was the skin of a young direwolf.

dragon faucet

Oh yes, I found a three dragon faucet. It’s scary expensive, but WAY too perfect. If that one’s out of stock, Amazon has a few more dragon faucet choices!

Ours is the fury… and the convenience of a stag toothbrush holder.

GameofThrones_Towel_8024_SQUARE

For the couples out othere, use these pair of Jordandene Game of Thrones tea towels as your bathroom hand towels.

all men must poop

Holding toothbrushes, toothpaste, hair bobs, or q-tips… You HAVE to find a way to incorporate this “All men must poop” mug

Now add some house sigil soaps and you're done!

Now add some house sigil soaps and you’re done!

Now that you’ve brought Game of Thrones into your bathroom, it’s time to hope to the old gods and the new that no one gets stab-y up in there.

2 thoughts on “All men must poop: The Game of Thrones bathroom

  1. meganfinley Post author

    Update: I totally bought that bath mat. It’s on backorder, and I can’t fucking WAIT to step all over that fake little baby dire wolf.

Comments are closed.