Holy shit balls! I just found out that Amazon sells one pound bags of JUST the best kind of Starbursts — the cherry kind.
$15 for an entire bag of my favorite flavor? My mouth is salivating, and my teeth are aching at the thought.
It’s not just cherry though, they have all the kinds of Starbursts available by the pound. I’m not sure why the Strawberry is more expensive than the cherry. Clearly, cherry is the best. Also, not surprisingly, the lemon is the cheapest. Ew. What the hell is someone gonna do with just the lemons? Torture someone? Probably torture someone.
Okay, go back to whatever you were doing, I’ll just stare at this Amazon page and have an internal struggle with myself.