The moment I saw the Black Milk Stay Tuned skirt I knew I had to have it. I didn’t know where or when the hell I’d wear it (probably a convention). But I’m such a huge TV nerd that this limited edition piece just had to be mine.
Then it just hung there — being the lone rainbow in the sea of black, grey, and dragon leggings that is my closet — until I was invited to (okay, maybe possibly had some hand in inspiring) “Carnal Desire, the collected works of Philip S Wilson.” It was a live reading of the most hilariously unsexy “skinemax” scripts ever written, and it was one of the best things that I’ve ever had happen in front of my face. (More on that amazingness over here.)
I mean… what better way to celebrate your love of insane soft core TV than with this outfit:
- American Apparel bodysuit
- Stay Tuned skater skirt
- Vagabond Grace Lace-Up Boot (By the way, these are the best heels ever! I’ve literally walked miles and miles in them and they’re comfortable as hell, all while looking hot.)
But my favorite thing about this skirt is all the jokes it inspires:
- Do not attempt to adjust the skirt.
- You are A-O-CMYK!
- Or as Black Milk put it, “your regular programming will resume never.”