Hot and nerdy: My ever-growing Black Milk clothing collection

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I absolutely LOATHE clothes shopping. If I do it all it’s only for special occasions (trips and events), only online, and only at a few stores that I’m familiar enough to pretty much nail the sizing every time: ModCloth, Urban Outfitters, Grit n Glory, and my number one brand obsession BLACK MILK.

I loooooove me some Black Milk. No other clothing line combines nerdy and sexy like Black Milk. I own — nay — have collected many of their pieces…

TWO pairs of dragon leggings

rhaegal leggingsI wore my Game of Thrones Rhaegal scale leggings just the other night!

I wore the generic dragon scale leggings all around my last trip to Pairs.I wore the generic dragon scale leggings all around my last trip to Pairs.

Three pairs of these shorts

I lived in these shark patterned shorts for a summer.You might remember my shark shorts from this post.

space shortsBoys and girls, I think you’ll find
That my [shorts] will blow your mind
Look at my [shorts] with the eyes in your face
My legs are covered in outer space

black black milk shortsI also have the same shorts in black, and I practically live in them in the summer!

These awesome skirts

Q: What does a geeky foodie wear to Jonathan Gold's 101 Launch Party? A: The Black Milk Clothing "munchie" skater skirt, of course!!! Q: What does a geeky foodie wear to Jonathan Gold’s 101 Launch Party?
A: The Black Milk Clothing “munchie” skater skirt, of course!!!

You all remember the best skirt ever, right?You all remember the best skirt ever, right?

My favorite dresses

black milk dressesI’m wearing the Black Milk chainmail dress that taught me that it’s okay to dress up for your partner. Ariel (on the left) is wearing my gifted Black Milk dress that never quite fit right. Clearly it fits my girl like a glove! She’s now the proud owner of that dress.

MatteEvilZipDress-5-WEB_1024x1024It’s funny, I’ve probably worn this dress more times than all the rest of my Black Milk collection combined, yet, there are ZERO pictures of me wearing it. So here, pretend this is me.

This bathing suit

black milk space bathing suitSadly I don’t own this space bathing suit anymore, because it got all worn out and misshapen with too much use and ocean water. Oh, Black Milk, you’re so beautiful but you’re so delicate.

Even shoes!

black mlik shoesRemember my “most comfortable shoes” post? These I Eat Mice shoes from Black Milk are tops! (Psst: There are those black shorts again.)

The new addition!

I tell you all of this because, there was only one thing yesterday that would make me tear my eyes from Beyonce’s Lemonade, and that is getting the email that the newest additions to Black Milk’s Game of Thrones collection just went on sale! So I paused Queen Bey, and fast as you can say “valar morghulis” I became the proud owner of this bad boy…

I don’t know where I’m going to wear it — maybe every Sunday while I watch Thrones, or like, you know, on my wedding day — but I just knew it had to be mine the second I saw it.

Who else is obsessed with Black Milk? What pieces are you loving? And, forgawdsake, HOW do you clean them!???