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the worl for skilletgirl

13 Apr 2008 Leave a Comment

by meganfinley in idiots, philosophy, the internets

I have to share with everyone something that has been giving me endless amounts of amusement… the wonderful world of Skilletgirl.

I found Skilletgirl on a photography sharing website called Flickr. I upload most all of my photos on to my Flickr account. I also belong to a few dog-themed groups. A couple of days ago, I saw a posting entitled “The worl for dogs” in one of those dog-themed groups. Confused, I clicked on the title and to my delight found this…

This posting both angered and fascinated me. As an English major I was furious! There are so many mistakes on so many levels! This posting was like an horrific accident on the side of the road where bad grammar collided with a big rig carrying a shipment of homonyms on the Syntax Highway. And that, folks, is why I could not look away. In fact, I found myself having to find out more about this Skilletgirl…

Skilletgirl on Skilletgirl:

I thoroughly Enjoy the random Capitalization.

Her flickr page offered up even more confusion and endless chuckles. Like this gem…

Clearly this photo was not taken by Skilletgirl. It looks like a screenshot or like someone took a picture of a picture on a computer screen or a tv. Or… or… I don’t even know what it looks like! but it’s so very obviously NOT a photo taken and uploaded by Skilletgirl herself. Nor do I believe that she has her own studio. And if she did have a studio why would she allow strangers to barge in and place strange looking kittens into her belongings?

Since I’ve discovered Skilletgirl, she’s made a few more postings. Please allow me to share with you the “worl” according to Skilletgirl:

Skilletgirl on dog abuse:

Is that an actual quote? If so, I’d love her to cite her sources. If it’s not, then I just can’t figure out why that is in quotes??? See, are you understanding now why I’m fascinated with this chick?

Skilletgirl on favorite dog breeds:

I’m still not understanding what people who are unfamiliar with pit bulls have to do with liking a certain breed of dog.

Skilletgirl on loyalty:

Skillet girl on war:

Can’t argue with that!

Skilletgirl on the nerve of some people:

Skilletgirl on her favorite place to take pictures:

Skilletgirl on the concept of peace:

Skilletgirl needs advice:

Skilletgirl also needs ADVICE:

Skilletgirl starts her own Flickr group for teenage girls:

She really has her finger on the pulse of the teenage girl mindset. I know when I was a teenage girl all I wanted to talk about was cats and nature. You couldn’t get to me shut up about nature!

I don’t know who she is or why she can’t write or express herself without sounding like a kindergardener. I’m going to look like a HUGE asshole if she’s got some sort of learning disability or something but I’m willing to bet that that she’s just tragically stupid and bored with her life in Carthage, Mississippi. And this was all just too funny not to share with people.

But I am also a HUGE asshole.